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......AND FINALLY…
by Mike Martin
01/01/2003

 

We recently received this dialogue with a customer from a long-suffering technical support team:

Tech Support:  I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.

Customer:  OK

Tech Support:  Did you get a pop-up menu?

Customer:  No

Tech Support:  OK.  Right-click again.  Do you see a pop-up menu?

Customer:  No.

Tech Support:  OK, Sir.  Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?

Customer:  Sure, you told me to write “Click” and I wrote “Click”

Tech Support:  OK, did you type “Click” with the keyboard?

Customer:  I’ve done something dumb, right?

No comment…..

 
 

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